1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:02,870 [Instrumental Music] 2 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:04,805 Good morning, sunshine. 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,074 Bigfoot. 4 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:08,076 - Hey, Laurie. -Oh...oh look the a... 5 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:10,211 groundhogs are out early this year. 6 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:11,079 [Audience laughter] 7 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,413 - Lisa, what is she doing here? - Yes. 8 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:13,914 We're goin' to work out. 9 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:18,086 Oah, I didn't know they made work out clothes for Rottweilers. [Barks] 10 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:21,255 I didn't know they made work clothes for cavemen. 11 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,792 I bet I do look like a caveman to a old dinosaur. 12 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:27,561 Whatever, Jurassic pork belly. 13 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:28,696 Take it easy. 14 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:30,198 Where you guys goin'? 15 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,666 Ah we're gonna hike, up at Bunyon Canyon. 16 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:36,504 Only you would hike in high heels. That's why your feet look like the Rocky Mountains. 17 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:37,838 [Audience laughter] 18 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,975 I wish somebody would put a Rocky Mountain in your big mouth. 19 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:43,911 Okay, that's enough. Seriously eh 20 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:47,181 let's let's stop. You should actually go with us one day, Tony. 21 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,983 Yes! Tony, health is wealth. 22 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:52,453 No matter what, you've gotta work out. 23 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,322 Cause you gonna end up in the doctor one day. 24 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,590 Look, I ain't goin' nowhere near anybody's doctor. 25 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:58,092 Yeah, Tony's afraid of doctors. 26 00:00:58,126 --> 00:00:59,860 - Oah. - I'm not afraid of doctors. 27 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,663 I'm just I I don't trust anybody in white coats: 28 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,965 doctors, dentists, or Klansman. 29 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,267 [Audience laughter] 30 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,768 That is so crazy. 31 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,870 No, I'm serious. Last time I went to the doctor, 32 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,706 he told me that joggin' would add years to my life. 33 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,275 Well what's wrong with that? 34 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,977 He was right. After I did it, I felt like Morgan Freeman. 35 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:17,945 [Audience laughter] 36 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:18,879 [Theme Music] 37 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,848 * Woke up and my wife said to me * 38 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:23,151 * The bill collectors want their fees * 39 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:25,519 * The kids keep talkin' back to me * 40 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:27,121 * Family Time 41 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:29,523 * Family Time. Family Time 42 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:32,526 * Family Time. Waa aah woa oah oah oah yeah * 43 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:36,230 [Instrumental Music] 44 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,665 Waz up, y'all? 45 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:40,401 Ah apparently, not knockin' on the door and waitin' for an answer. 46 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,302 [Laughter] 47 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,204 This is Miranda. 48 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:44,472 She and I just started dating. 49 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:45,639 Hello, everyone. 50 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,408 - Hey. - Yeah, we're about to go to lunch, 51 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,542 but I just wanted her to meet you guys. 52 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:49,977 Hi, Miranda. I'm Lisa. 53 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:52,413 - This is our sister, Lori. - Hi. 54 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,714 [Audience laughter] 55 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,716 - Sorry. - We would invite you guys to lunch but you know, 56 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:56,717 Lori eat like Tony... 57 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,852 and we ain't tryin' to be there all day. 58 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:01,189 - [Lisa laughs] Plus, we don't really get to spend 59 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:02,423 a lot of time together as it is. 60 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,392 Oh why not? What do you do? 61 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:06,227 - Well I'm a vet and-- - Oh!... 62 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:08,229 you got an appointment at the pet clinic? 63 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,764 The military vet. 64 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:13,601 And since I came home I've been 65 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,604 looking into some different things, and trying to keep my options open. 66 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,105 Really, like what? 67 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,673 Well, I used to run track. 68 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,709 - Yeeh. - And I'm really really interested 69 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,611 in finding ways to give back. 70 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,279 So I was thinking about 71 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:28,382 maybe training some people in the wounded warrior program. 72 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:30,284 Yeah, my baby's athletic. 73 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:33,854 She can run faster than Lori's mustache hair grows. 74 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,723 [Audience laughter] 75 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,090 Lisa, can I use your bathroom? 76 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:39,560 Oh yeah, sure. It's right down the hall. 77 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:40,761 It's there. 78 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,863 [Lisa squeals] 79 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,465 Mm hm. I see you lookin' back there. 80 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,966 I got your back. 81 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,636 - So, whada ya think? - Well, she's nicer than the 82 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,471 cockeyed one you usually bring around. 83 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,805 She can kick it. 84 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,307 I really like her. 85 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:56,977 I don't know cause sometimes she seems kinda distant and secretive like 86 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,779 you know, I think she might be seeing someone else. 87 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:01,982 Oh, no! Not already. 88 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,985 Girl, you musta let her see you without your makeup on. 89 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,621 I know you are not talkin', Tar-agic P. Henson. 90 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:11,225 Look a here. You done found yourself a G.I. 91 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:13,827 No! And I know a no when I see a no cause 92 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,163 I've been cheated on many time before. 93 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,331 Hello! 94 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:20,167 Don't listen to her, okay. Stop jumpin' to conclusions. 95 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,169 Maybe she's just takin' her time gettin' to know you. 96 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,305 - [Lori screams] - [Rachel] I hope so. 97 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:27,675 - I hope so. - Hey Rachel, you ready to go? We're running a little late. 98 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,009 Ma'am. 99 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,278 [Audience laughter] 100 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,012 - Alright you two. I'll see you later. - Nice to meet you. 101 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,682 Nice meeting you too, Miranda. 102 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,485 Look at her! Look at her. 103 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:38,619 Hey. 104 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,889 [Instrumental Music] 105 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:45,493 - Oh, hey Mr. Stallworth. - Yeah yeah yeah. 106 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:46,594 [Audience laughter] 107 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:47,961 What is wrong witchu? 108 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:49,363 I got a headache in my mouth. 109 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,365 I don't know why you just won't go to the dentist. 110 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,701 Because I don't do dentists. 111 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,537 I guess I ain't mad at that. You know my cousin went to the dentist one time, 112 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,339 and walked outa there with 3 teeth. 113 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,206 [Audience laughter] 114 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,208 One in his mouth and two in his pocket. 115 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,612 - Really? - Yeah. And then he sneezed and bit a hole in his chest. 116 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,680 Oah no. 117 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,216 See that's exactly why I don't go. 118 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,319 Have me walkin' around lookin' like Iron Man. 119 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:13,754 Okay so, what do you want to do today? 120 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,656 Let's go over the notes for the presentation comin' up. 121 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,190 Okay, Mr. Stallworth. 122 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:20,694 - You know if we land this deal for this new strip mall, - Mm hm. 123 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:23,130 could be a very big bonus in it for the company. 124 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,333 Do I get a piece of this, Mr. Stallworth? 125 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:28,336 Please. I'm still tryin' to piece together how you work for me. 126 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,972 - Let me see. - Me...honestly, I'm not gonna lie. 127 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,974 I don't know how you do this. 128 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:37,144 - Do what? - Ah this, I mean public speakin'. 129 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:41,315 Speakin'....to anybody really. 130 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:43,417 I get real nervous. I get the shakes. 131 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,386 I just never could get over that fear. 132 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,854 Well you know what? You should just do what I do. 133 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:50,824 What is that a you picture a room full of naked people? 134 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:54,862 - I knew you was nasty, Mr. Stallworth. - No no no. Hell, hell no. 135 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,263 No, this is what I do. 136 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,998 - I just make sure that I'm thoroughly prepared. - Okay. 137 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,568 I take a couple of deep breaths so that I'm relaxed. 138 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,603 And then I just focus on a friendly face or 139 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,204 just imagine it's a room full of my friends. 140 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:05,706 [Audience laughter] 141 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,776 You mean to tell me you think about a whole bunch of Donnie's 142 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,344 in the room? 143 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:13,614 Do you know that that is dumb times 10? 144 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,182 That is so stupid. 145 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:16,484 Ah. 146 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,119 Thank you so much. 147 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:20,621 Thank you. 148 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:21,789 Here you go, Mr. Stallworth. 149 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,792 Mm mm. Thank you. 150 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,827 Alrighty. 151 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,797 Yeah. Mm. Mm. Oh! 152 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,533 - What? What? - What is in this salad? 153 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,402 Tomatoes, chicken, eggs. 154 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:36,370 And a bunch a other tooth-breakin' stuff. 155 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:38,639 - What do you mean? - What are these, granite croutons? 156 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:42,275 Oh, I remember. There's almonds in here. 157 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:44,745 - I thought I ordered the Cobb salad. - You did but remember... 158 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,314 they was all out so I had to order you the Chinese chicken salad. 159 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,982 Okay okay, a this is just too much for me. 160 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,819 I'm I'm gonna home. Relax. You a just just lock up. 161 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,320 This is good. Wait. 162 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,655 Oh, Mr. Stallworth. 163 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,089 Hm? 164 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:58,726 - If you do go to the dentist, remember to be nice to him, - Mm hm. 165 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:01,429 because the dentist got feelins too. 166 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:02,863 [Music sting] 167 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,566 [Instrumental Music] 168 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,334 [Audience laughter] 169 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,670 [Moaning] 170 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,739 Tony, you alright? 171 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,575 [Sighs] Lisa, I am in so much pain. I think I broke my tooth. 172 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,276 Yeah hah ha! 173 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,912 Do you want me to set you up a dentist appointment? 174 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:20,981 I ain't goin' to no damn dentist, Lisa. 175 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,483 You and Brandi keep sayin' that. 176 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:25,519 Look I have an assistant, and I have a wife. I don't need another mama. 177 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,589 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna grab you an ice 178 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:31,459 pack and I'm also gonna let that go because I know you're in pain. 179 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,461 You gonna have to figure that out on your own. 180 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:36,063 [Tony moans] 181 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:40,801 [Audience laughter] 182 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,470 You know, 183 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:45,272 if you really want that pain to go away... 184 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:48,542 all you've gotta do is bite down on the grenade and pull the pin 185 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:49,943 Pkhew! 186 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,645 Perfectly solved. 187 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:54,982 I would ask Lisa to kick you in the mouth, but I don't want it to improve your looks. 188 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,850 Whateva, Michelin Man. 189 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,852 - Shut up, Barracuda mouth. - Why the Barracuda mouth? - Tony! 190 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:01,622 - You do. Ratchet as hell. - I got a wider mouth, but it ain't a Barracuda's. 191 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,791 - Stop it. - He told me to come over here. 192 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,959 - [Lisa] Cut it out. - Nah, they ain't nobody want you over here. 193 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:09,963 Let me look up some natural remedies. See what they're talkin' about. 194 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,633 Oh, try gargling with some warm salt water. 195 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,234 - Hmm. - Aspirin. 196 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,637 You know what? I'm a call my mama cause she knows some real good home remedy. 197 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,205 - I'm a write these down. - Hm. 198 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:22,743 Okay, all you need is some Indian gooseberry, 199 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,479 nutmeg, and a licorice stick. 200 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,915 Bubble bubble, for your trouble. 201 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,517 You sound like a magic potion. 202 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:33,020 Look, I am tryin' to cure a toothache not catch a man, you old witch. 203 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,722 I'm just tryin' to help you out. 204 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:36,423 Alright alright. You right. 205 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,593 I'm just in so much pain and I'm um I'm irritable. 206 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:43,196 Okay I'm gonna go home and make up a little something to help you with you pain, 207 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,498 and I'll give it to Lisa. 208 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:45,499 Thank you. 209 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:46,767 You're welcome. 210 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,368 Lisa, let's go. 211 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,504 Ah, so here is a list 212 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,906 of remedies. Are you gonna be okay, Tony? 213 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,174 Yeah, I'm fine. 214 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,276 I'm goin' to dinner with Lori. I can bring you some dinner back. 215 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,912 Alright alright alright alright. I'm good. I'm good. Go on. Go on. I'm grown, girl. 216 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,247 - Okay, you grown. - Go on. 217 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,783 Grown-ass man. 218 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,752 Do what grown men do. 219 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,419 [Audience laughter] 220 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:11,759 Mama! My tooth. 221 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:15,228 [Instrumental Music] 222 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,364 [Shoes clacking] 223 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:18,465 [Audience laughter] 224 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,868 - Girl, you will never guess what? - What? 225 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,903 Okay, the bartender's fine. Yes. I know. You told me. 226 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,437 Wait, I didn't see him. 227 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:25,773 [Laughter] You crazy. 228 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:28,776 But that's not what I'm talkin' about. I think I saw um 229 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:31,311 that girl Miranda. Rachel's new girlfriend. 230 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:34,414 All hugged up in the bathroom with some chick. 231 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,483 - Really? - Really. 232 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,886 Oah. Oah. 233 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,555 Maybe maybe maybe it was an innocent hug. 234 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:44,324 A innocent hug in a bathroom stall? 235 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,494 Honey I know a cheater when I see a cheater. 236 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,397 Honey, I been cheated on more than USC admissions. 237 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,800 [Laughter] Yeah, you right. I don't know. 238 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,235 I I think you're overreacting though. I really do. 239 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,104 You know what? I'm goin' in there. 240 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,405 And I'm a give her a piece of my mind. 241 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:01,408 No no no. Lori, you are gonna cause a scene. Don't do that. 242 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:04,077 What? Please! I'm just gonna go in there, slap her around, 243 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:07,347 pull her hair, maybe curse her out. It's not like I'm gonna set her shoes on fire. 244 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,416 Okay, you know what we gonna do? We gonna tell Rachel 245 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,418 and we're gonna let her handle it. 246 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,153 I don't know. 247 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,956 Rachel might set her shoes on fire. 248 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:19,226 [Instrumental Music] 249 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,397 Hey, Mr. Stallworth. 250 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,366 [Moaning] 251 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,235 Good morning. Good morning. 252 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:31,471 Ow ow ow ow! 253 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:36,109 I don't know why you just won't go to the dentist instead of sittin' there in all that pain? 254 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:39,980 All that ow-owin', you sound like a old-ass James Brown record. 255 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,014 [Audience laughter] 256 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:43,684 Yeah well firin' you would be my big payback. 257 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,452 And I told you I don't do dentists. 258 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:48,388 I just need to concentrate on this presentation comin' up. 259 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,991 - Okay. - You know, the one that you're supposed to be helpin' me with? 260 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,860 Okay, I said I got you. 261 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,394 So come on. What do you need help with? 262 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,496 Just bring me the questions and read 'em off. 263 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,065 Okay, cool. 264 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,834 Alrighty. Alright, let's see. 265 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,036 Here we go. 266 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:08,141 How can Stallworth Construction improve the quality of the environment? 267 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,843 I'm glad you asked. 268 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,311 - We would start... - Mm hm. 269 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:14,214 by managing and designing the open spaces around us 270 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,650 in cities, countrysides and towns. 271 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:18,986 And um...we also recycle. 272 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,655 Okay. I see you Mr. Stallworth! 273 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,323 You ain't playin' no game. 274 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,860 Okay, next question. Now this question is straight from the paper. 275 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:30,530 When exactly do you plan to increase your 276 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,333 employee's paid vacations? 277 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,201 [Audience laughter] 278 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,870 The same day I go to the dentist, never! 279 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,572 - Next question. Next question. Come on. - Fine. Okay. 280 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:42,509 What assurances does Stallworth Construction 281 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:43,844 offer it's clients? 282 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,947 Well we can ensure that the A/C power 283 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,449 - ...and heating are ow! Aah. - Mm hm. 284 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,352 Ow? Um that's not that's not in the script. 285 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,622 No, my tooth is hurting. It's alright. Let's just press on. Come on. 286 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,224 I don't know about this, Mr. Stallworth. 287 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,558 Do you wanna give the presentation? 288 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,060 Okay, oh no. No no no no. 289 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,863 See I don't deal with nothin' that got the name public in it. 290 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,098 I don't do public transportation. 291 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,935 I don't do public displays of affection. 292 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,270 And I definitely don't do public restrooms. 293 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,073 Okay, whatever! Whatever, baby. Would you just read the next question please? 294 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:18,245 Okay, okay. What sets Stallworth Construction apart from other builders? 295 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:23,150 - Hm. Um well here at Stallworth Construction, we ensure... - Mm hm. 296 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,452 that project designs work in tandem 297 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,220 through proper analysis. 298 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,621 - Give me some! - You like that? 299 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:31,424 That's my boss! That's my boss. 300 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,094 - That's what I'm talkin' about. You got this. - You got that right. 301 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:34,962 Yeah. 302 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,897 - Wait. - Huh? 303 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:41,101 - Except you, you got a little piece of slob right there. - Huh. Oh, right. 304 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:44,071 Yeah, I've got it. You know what? Here I 305 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,305 I think that's enough for today. We're good. 306 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,775 Okay just a make sure you're here tomorrow 307 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,642 - Okay. - ...at noon. Please don't be late. 308 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:50,744 Alright, the thank you. 309 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,846 - Say it, don't spray it. Thank you. - Alright. 310 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,182 [Music sting] 311 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,150 [Instrumental Music] 312 00:11:57,184 --> 00:12:00,087 I don't know, Lori. Maybe we just shouldn't say anything. 313 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,354 Nonsense! 314 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,157 Lisa, Rachel is our baby sister. 315 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:07,961 It is our civic duty to chop the head off a every 316 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:12,665 little snake-eyes cheater out there! 317 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,201 I'm talkin' to you, La Fonz! 318 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,703 Yeah, you know I am. Can't rattle 319 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,305 without your head can ya? 320 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,807 I've got you! 321 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,809 - Didn't think I could do it did ya? Didn't think I could... - Oh, okay. 322 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,276 - rip the head off, did you? - Okay, 323 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,644 - Didn't think I would - Lori Lori Lori. 324 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,146 - chop that head off. - Lori, come back! 325 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,147 Lori come back! 326 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,982 - Alright. I'm good. I'm good. - Are we good? 327 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,018 Okay, alright. 328 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,653 - We need you here. You alright? - [Sighs] I'm sorry. 329 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:37,157 I think I'm still sufferin' from that a PTMD. 330 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,026 You mean PTSD? 331 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,227 No. 332 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,562 Post Traumatic Men Disorder. 333 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,698 - I need a therapist. - You need Jesus! 334 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:48,501 Okay but that's neither here nor there. 335 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,303 What are we gonna do about Rachel? 336 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,339 How are we gonna tell her that we saw Miranda cheating? 337 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,407 Simple. There's only one way to do it. 338 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,410 We just gotta be blunt and honest. 339 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,413 [Knocking] Oh well, okay. Here goes nothin'. 340 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,681 Aah. 341 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,183 Mm mm mm mm. 342 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,051 [Door opens] 343 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,486 - Hey. - Hey y'all, what's up? 344 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,689 Oh a nothin'. Just sittin' here listentin' to Lori's 345 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,325 crazy psycho love stories. 346 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,026 [Audience laughter] 347 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,062 Girl, I know all about those. 348 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,698 cause Lori's got worse luck with men than Westbrook in the finals. 349 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:19,532 [Audience laughter] 350 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:23,170 Any hoo...we was talkin' bout you. 351 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,437 Right, Lisa? 352 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:27,540 - We were, yes. Okay so Rachel, you're our sister. - Uh huh. 353 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,276 We love you we want to look out for you 354 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,777 - and so-- - And that's why I wanted to thank you... 355 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,212 so much for showin' me how... 356 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,446 stupid I was actin'. 357 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,015 Wait, what are you talkin' about? 358 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,617 I shoulda never assumed Miranda was cheatin' on me I mean we literally like 359 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,453 just started dating so it was unfair for me to bring my 360 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,689 old insecurities into a new situation. 361 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,624 Yeah but Rachel um 362 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,559 And that's why Miranda's on her way over here right now 363 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,929 so we can talk about it cause I feel a lot better with my sisters 364 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,730 by my side supporting me. 365 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,733 Me and Lisa saw Miranda hugged up at the bar with some hoochie. 366 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:54,734 What!? 367 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,103 Lori! 368 00:13:56,403 --> 00:14:00,273 What? I told you to be blunt. Just tell it like it is. 369 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,575 I'm' about to best the stars and stripes off her ass. 370 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,878 Oh, come on Rachel, calm down. 371 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,380 Seriously. We don't know if she was really cheating. 372 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,416 Come on, Lisa. 373 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,652 We saw old girl put her hand on old girl's shoulder and 374 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:16,423 everybody knows that is the universal sign of we go together. 375 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,426 No it's not. Stop. Stop instigating. 376 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:23,596 Okay and Rachel, you know, do what you said. Just be open and honest with Miranda. 377 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,597 [Knocking] 378 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,166 - [Lori] Ooh ooh. - [Lisa] Ooh, she's here. 379 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:30,270 Alright, let's see. See what she has to say for herself. 380 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,808 Hey, everyone. 381 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:36,843 Hey, Rachel. 382 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,678 Miranda, look. 383 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,314 Look, wait. Let me go first. 384 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:45,818 I've been going through a lot of ups and downs and 385 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:46,753 having some doubt. 386 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,822 Oh heeh-heeh-heh heh, hell, no! 387 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,492 You are not about to break up with my baby sister! 388 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:56,296 Not when we just saw you all hugged up at the bar with some tramp. 389 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,332 Now tell us who she was. 390 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,436 You ain't gotta lie, Miranda. You ain't gotta lie! 391 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,671 Oh, wow. 392 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,041 That's actually why I'm here dressed like this. 393 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,342 That woman... 394 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,179 was my mentor and former sergeant. 395 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:16,816 She gave me the encouragement to reenlist in the army. 396 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,387 Okay, a we're just gonna give you two a moment. 397 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,721 You believe that? 398 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,790 - She coulda got that outfit from the Salvation Army. - Lori... 399 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:24,992 mind your business. 400 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,859 [Audience laughter] 401 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,867 Why didn't you just tell me that you were thinkin' about reenlisting? 402 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:38,671 Well...my job in the military is very 403 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,040 classified, 404 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,409 and I can't really talk about it. 405 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,610 Wow. 406 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,013 Okay, I understand that. 407 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:50,250 I still wanted to come by and see you one last time before I deployed. 408 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,852 I'm leaving at 2300 hours. 409 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,055 I wish... 410 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,790 I wish I had more time to get to know you better. 411 00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,626 I really like you. 412 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,595 And we may be... 413 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:06,633 pick up things from where we left off when I get back? 414 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,603 Well, I'm a cutie with a bootie so I can't really promise that. 415 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,205 [Audience laughter] 416 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:16,243 But, my phone number will be the same when you get back. 417 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,045 Roger that. 418 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:24,017 [Instrumental Music] 419 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,786 Hey, babe. Your tooth feelin' any better? 420 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,221 No, not at all. 421 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:31,058 About as good as Kanye givin' a speech at a Black Lives Matter rally. 422 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,759 [Audience laughter] 423 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,263 Well Lori brought this all natural tooth pain reliever for you. 424 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:39,066 Mm, that's cool. Tell Elvira I said thanks. 425 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,800 Oh enough, Tony. 426 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:45,105 Now only take a teaspoon. She says this stuff is strong, causes drowsiness. 427 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,973 - Alright, alright. - Alright. 428 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,141 Thank you, baby. 429 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,609 Welcome. 430 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:54,314 Take one teaspoon every 8 hours. Alright. 431 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,685 Huh, it's not bad. 432 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,422 Okay, that's not workin' fast enough. 433 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,723 Let's see. 434 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,326 You know what? I should probably take more. I'm bigger than Lori. 435 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:11,364 [Audience laughter] 436 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,466 Ah, there we go. 437 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,002 I'm feelin' better already. 438 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,237 Alright. 439 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,439 So let's see here. 440 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,640 [Audience laughter] 441 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,808 Alright. 442 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,144 That's where I'm at. 443 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,379 [Yawning] Ah, no. 444 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,316 [Audience laughter] 445 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,618 [Instrumental Music] 446 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,621 Um, good morning everyone and 447 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,157 thank you all for coming. Um, 448 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:41,461 you can help yourself to some refreshments and coffee over there. 449 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:45,632 And um Mr. Stallworth will be here shortly. 450 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,734 You two can go over there. 451 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:55,275 [Audience laughter] 452 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,345 Hey a, please answer the phone, Mr. Stallworth. 453 00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,479 Just... 454 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,214 [Phone vibrating] 455 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,916 Oh his mustache tickles. 456 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,919 Alright um... 457 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,957 Ma'am, eh it's 12:30 and we have another meeting to get to so if 458 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,025 Mr. Stallworth is a no-show, we're just gonna be on our way. 459 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,361 No no no no, just wait. 460 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,830 Okay. Mr. Stallworth has instructed me to run point on this 461 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:18,798 presentation. 462 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,701 Um...just let me get my files. 463 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,503 Yeah. 464 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,104 Um... 465 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,006 [Audience laughter] 466 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,675 [Inner monologue] Okay now, what did Mr. Stallworth say? 467 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,678 Ah ooh, just picture everyone naked. 468 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,180 [Audience laughter] 469 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,815 That might not be bad. The one in the middle look like he got the money. 470 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,317 And a 401K. 471 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,287 No no no no no no. Think, Brandi. Think! 472 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,423 Ooh, I've got it! 473 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,624 Few. 474 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,526 Look... 475 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,229 here at Stallworth Construction, 476 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,865 our main focus is improving the quality of the environment. 477 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,869 [Audience laughter] 478 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:57,937 Oh hoa! 479 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,941 Oh no. Ooh. 480 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,814 And basically, that's just the way it is. 481 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,920 Wow, wow. Brandi, that was great. 482 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:17,290 We will definitely be in touch with you and Mr. Stallworth next week 483 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,391 about moving forward. 484 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,460 Thank you so much. It has been an honor. 485 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,629 - Thank you. - Thank you! 486 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,298 See you guys soon. 487 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,500 Beautiful. She's so beautiful. 488 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,102 Thank you, guys. 489 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,939 Yes! 490 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,141 Ooh I knew you had my back. 491 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,143 Wha hoo! 492 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,746 [Instrumental Music] 493 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,481 Whooa...thank you, Jesus! 494 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,482 - What? - Hew! 495 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,951 Where is everybody? I gotta give my presentation. 496 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,053 Calm down. Calm down. 497 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,688 I already gave it. 498 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,823 Wait...you did? 499 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,459 Oh yes I did. 500 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:55,728 And not only that. The investors loved it. 501 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,265 They even said they would be in touch 502 00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,966 about moving forward with the project. 503 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,001 [Chuckling] Girl, I am proud a you. 504 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,504 - Me too. - And look at you, facin' your fears and what not. 505 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,105 - Look at me! - Alright. 506 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,641 It turns out you were a good hire after all. 507 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,076 [Audience laughter] 508 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:13,680 Thank you, Mr. Stallworth. I mean...anything for the company, really. 509 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,981 And speakin' of.. 510 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:18,751 If this deal goes through, the company may have a few extra 511 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,820 vacation hours in it for ya. 512 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:21,754 - For real? - For real. 513 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,690 - You serious? Aaaah! - I'm serious. 514 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,626 - Ah itah hitah huh huh huh! - Okay. 515 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,495 Okay. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. 516 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,298 This ain't ratchet TV after dark. Calm down. Calm down. 517 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,666 - Okay I just was a little happy. - I get it. I get it. I get... 518 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:37,637 look but in all seriousness, since we facin' our fears around here, 519 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,306 I think I'm ready to make that dentist appointment. 520 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,341 Mm mm mm mm. 521 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,776 Thank you, Jesus. Thank you. You know what? 522 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,678 - Hm? - I am so glad you're doin' that because... 523 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,848 your breath was startin' to smell like day-old cabbage 524 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,350 [Audience laughter] 525 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:53,353 that's probably your weave smellin' like wet floor rugs. 526 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,922 [Instrumental Music]